My wants are simple: a job that I like and a guy whom I love. - Emily Giffin, Something Borrowed (via thinly)

(Source: simply-quotes, via thinly)


Marry someone you want to annoy for the rest of your life. - My mum (via everybodysgotadarkside97)

(via sleepinglilies)


shego:

people who laugh so hard at their own jokes that they can’t even finish the joke because they’re laughing so hard are my favorite kind of people

(via grillfriend)

no-youth:

Almost a thousand people in West Africa die from ebola and nobody bats an eyelash, yet 2 white people in the US contract it and miraculously a cure is released and given to them because they’re an “extreme circumstance.” Satire is dead and real life is a dystopian hellscape

(via toky0-utopia)